if life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing?

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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Sex is gross have fun in hell

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youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

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Anonymous asked: What state do you live in?

taur:

constant anxiety

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sorryidk:

am i the only one who takes a 5 hr nap after school

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beyoncesson:

Powerful

Lmfaaaaoooo

psychotic-torture:

you fall for anyone who gives you five seconds of attention and living that way will always leave you feeling disappointed and confused

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809212:

#real

809212:

#real

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zombie-baby:

sextnoise:

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park


why cant america have colorful waterproof money!?

YOU CAN’T RIP THEM ETHER THEY’RE INVINCIBLE

zombie-baby:

sextnoise:

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

why cant america have colorful waterproof money!?

YOU CAN’T RIP THEM ETHER THEY’RE INVINCIBLE

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kaniehtiio:

love is an open door

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

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knightscrest:

the only club I get down at is club penguinimage

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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